Sin Machine News

dec 21st- YES the CD release show was a gas! thanks to HARDCORE 101, You Apart, Ph8. and Stands With Fists you guys all kicked ass!!! extra special thanks to Princess Satan for hanging with the sickest bloody style around, Shawn on video, ED & Raunchy on lights, Drew&Cassie on merch and vid, Tasha & Danielle for sexy ass dancing, and thanks to all our familyies and freinds who made our cd possible.

dec1st- When:
Saturday Dec 09, 2006
at 7:00 PM
Where:
the ROCK
136 N. Park (Park and 9th)
Tucson, AZ 85710
SIN MACHINE & YOU APART'S DUAL CD RELEASE SHOW
Yes that's right gouls and gals both bands CD's are coming out and this will be your chance to rock out with us and pick up your very own copy of our CD's! Joining us will be Ph8 and Stands With a Fist. So dig into the couch for change and buy a Cd!

Oct 31st- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! We had an awesome time at the show friday nite. big props for the phantom of the opera (Dustion from ABBS for hooking up wicked vocals for pull piston!!!

April 30th- We are already preparing for our next show even though our necks are still sore from the other night.

April 27th- Thanks to everyone who made it to the show last night even though it was in "butt fucking egypt!" You sinners are what keep us alive and breathing... YOU ROCK!!! The Sin Machine had an awesome time as well rocking out with our pingas out for ya! The only thing that upset us was the fact the the "popos" were being jerky with you our peeps, what the fuck man, we wanted to chill with you all more! Plus we didn't even get to sodomize any freaks in the freak show because they were closing the fair for the night, how sad is that! Special thanks to Father Sin, Pete&RePete Sin, Nacho Sin, Crystal Sin, and Cassie Sin.

April 18th, 2006- Yes it's time yet again to sin. And yes this show is ALL AGES so bring all your children to the Pima County Fair April 26th!!! We're going to tear up the main stage with special guests PH8! After the show we plan on chillin in the petting zoo and puking in your moms laps after riding the zipper.

March 5th, 2006- Where the hell did February go? We've been busy working on new tracks, new video for Virgin Surgeon, and we're getting ready to record this month at Minds Eye Digital. As far as shows go we are going to be playing April 26th at the Pima County Fair. So all you carnies better be there or we will sodomize you with corn-dogs and cotton-candy!

January 27th, 2006- If you haven't seen the work of David Firth, today you will have the chance to explore a very disturbing and magnificent world. Below are a few links to some of David's finest works. To the lower left is "Milkman" with music by Aphex Twin and Brian Eno. To the right is "Spoilsbury Toast Boy 2" with music by Clara Rockmore, Scanner, Aphex Twin and Locust Toybox. If you would like to view more of David's work goto www.fat-pie.com

January 25nd, 2006- Yes today is the twenty "fitond" not the twenty "fifth."
Is it true that Vincent Van Gogh was a dick? Personally I don't care because the artist created some of the most spectacular and spellbinding works of all time. So It doesn't really matter what he was like in his life, his work superceded all his humanly disfunctions. At that time in his art he was GOD, the creator. Is it possible we all have this talent and dont know how to possess it and wield it? As artists we must keep an open mind to all and everything in our environment. DO NOT close your doors, for if you do it will be your true and final demise.

January 22nd, 2006- Go check out our visuals section to check out our new Flyer Archive!

January 20th, 2006- Yes the site is undergoing some new and exiciting things. If you havent been to the audio section to check out our new songs do so right now! Now heres one of our new t-shirt and sticker designs. If you want to purchase one please contact us here sinmachineband@hotmail.com

November 26th, 2005 -We gots lots of new shit on the way for ya! New upcoming show with Dead by Day ! New t-shirts! New Stickers! New ways to sodomize your dear ole granny! So get real fuckin excited!

November 10th, 2005 -BAD NEWS- There will be no show NOV 26th in Phoenix!!! GOOD NEWS- We will be playing December, 17 2005 @ Vaudeville Cabaret 110 E. Congress with deadbyday from Hollywood, CA.

November 4th, 2005- Thanks to all the Sinners who made it out to the Hell-O-Scream show. Special thanks to all the bands on the bill, everyone sounded fucking awesome! Thanx to Michelle Midget for the mic stand!

The Sin Machine is in discussions for a Nov 26th Show at Metal Devastation in Phoenix with Eroticide. Stay posted for all details.

October 7th, 2005- Everyone has to come to our halloween show because if you get tickets from us its... fucking free! Thats right free so get a real nice costume ready for a good ole' time.

September 19, 2005- We have some great news from the Sin Machine hq... We are not dead! We are going to be recording an epic mind blowing three song demo that will be something to write home to your mom about in the middle of next month. We also might have a couple of October shows lined up as well so get ready.

June 24th, 2005- After searching through homeless shelters, rehab clinics and wal-mart the Sin Machine has found a new player of the bass. Wanna know who he is? Did anyone even know we lost our old bass player? Is anyone even fucking reading this? Well the new player is a secret and we our now looking for an additional member:

May 14th, 2005- We had a rad time at the show last nite. It was a nice line-up. Thanks to Euphoric Productions for having us up there!

May 5th, 2005- THE SIN MACHINE WANTS YOU TO BE OUR BITCH!
We are looking for motivated people to help with props/equipment, and to participate in stage shows (such as being the pope, chef jeff, dancing etc etc) We will pay $$ for your hard work.

April 28th, 2005- Birth Machine music video has been added to the visuals section of the site!

April 25th, 2005- The show on friday was crazy, freaking.....neat I guess! Besides technical difficulties (power outages), blood (shitty red syrup) getting splattered in peoples eyes and peoples balls catching on fire (not really, would have been cool though) we had a good time. Thanks to all the people who came out for the show and the special people that came down from Phoenix and came everywhere at the after party. Super rad playing with the legendary Hells' Howl and Post Tension!

March 30th, 2005- New show added: May 13th at Chaser's in Scottsdale. Look in shows section for more details .

March 28th, 2005- Saturday night kicked balls in a most excellent way! Thanks to all the true fans and new fans that support sinning and to the guy who was yelling at us after the show that we sucked we apologize for not meeting your expectation's and we will try harder at banging your mom's 58 year old brains out the next time we see her. Extra thanx for support of EROTICIDE, A Lovely Sort of Death, Never After, Coercion, and Post Tension.It was mad badikal playing with all yall. What happened to all the goddamned nurses that were supposed to show up? You better make it up to us at our Aprill 22nd show!

March 12th, 2005- Attention all ladies! We will be holding a contest for the HOTTEST NURSE at our March 26th show @ The Rock. The winner will receive a 7" glass phallix dildo from fascinations. The winner must also be 18 years of age, so have your id.

March 6th, 2005- We had a bodacious radical time in Phoenix last nite! Thanks to Eroticide for hooking us up with the show, we love those fucking guys. Thanks to Metal Devastation 2 for letting us play there and thanks to the crowd for not beating us up after we got off stage. Thanks to Motel 6 for giving us beds covered in dried jizz and tiny fucking towels. Wewere planning on volunterring at a soup kitchen but fuck that shit we are getting ready for the next goddamn show!

February 26th, 2005- Thanks to everyone who came out to the show last nite and had fun with us unless you didnt have fun and then thanks for nothing! Thanks to Makeshift Audio, Coercion, Uglystick and Fevered Dreams for kicking some balls and making it a kick ass show. We are now in preperation for our show with Eroticide next Saturday that will be good wholesome family entertainment.

February 6th, 2005- We gots two new shows for yall! March 25th at the ROCK and March 5th at the Mason Jar in Phoenix. More info in the tour section. We have some freshness for you too. We got a few new songs and we are new men becasue we have been watching Oprah and remembering our spirits.

December 30th 2004- New pictures have been added to the newly updated live photos section of the site! If you can't tell which photos are new then you dont come to this site often enough and you dont really love us.

December 16th 2004- You may be asking yourself: "What is Sin Machine up to this holiday season?". Well we are busy working in Satan's Workshop making toys covered in broken glass for blind kids to play with! We are also working on some new tunes, getting some new costumes, hopefully recording some new songs and volunteering at nursing homes (theres nothing like a gum-job). We will be back and we shall kick more balls than ever before. Did we kick balls before? Either way we are going to now goddamnit.

November 21st 2004- We all had a blast at the show friday night! Eroticide tore up the house and was cool as hell. Thanks to Wanda's Last Hours for helping get the show together. Thanks to Noweheresville and Less Than Famous for jumping on the show last minute. Also thanks to Fevered Dreams for kicking ass and doing the show with us. We are going to take a little break and come back badder than Michael Jackson!

October 31st 2004- Happy Halloweeny! Thanks to everyone who came to the show last night. We all had a sticky ass slapping good time. We are now preparing for our November 19th show at the Rock. Some fellas from Phoenix called Eroticide are coming down from Phoenix to do the show so its gonna be a good one.

October 4th 2004- We recently watched the movie seabiscuit and it inspired us to do a lot of horseback riding. However we have still found time to prepare for our OCTOBER 30th SHOW! You should be getting ready too goddamnit! Wear a costume, nothing or your grandma's nightgown. We dont care just come to the damn show! We plan for it to be filled with more eye candy than ever before.

September 4th 2004- Good/ positive news! We are turning into a christian rock group and changing our name to Grin Machine! Yeah fucking right! (we totally tricked you guys). We have been peeing on people, assaulting the elderly and preparing for our September 18th show in Phoenix (click for more info). Everyone better go goddamnit!

July 25th 2004-thanks to everyone!we would like to thank everyone who showed up at the show last night. without your support the sin machine doesnt exist and would be lonely. major thanks to eddie, nicole, lori and dustin. also thanks to furyon, selfborn, nowheresville, wandas last hours and group theropy! it was nice playing with you guys and we look forward to doing it again. see u next show mutha brothas!!

July 7th 2004- As you can see the site has been updated. We hope you like the new format and visual stylings. If you dont like it go to a fancy flash designed website that we cannot yet afford you shithead.

Everyone buy tickets from us for the July 24th show at the ROCK. Its all ages so bring little kids so they can be traumatized.

July 4th 2004- Thanks to everyone that came to our show our show on Friday special thanks to our dancers Jess and Aaron and anyone else who ended up on stage. It was probably on of the funnest we have played so far. Thanks!

June 4th 2004- Sin Machine will be reborn Friday, July 2nd at North on Fourth. In case you were wondering we have been busy..... drinking. Our alcohol tolerence is higher than ever and we are ready to rock and roll once again. Prepare yourselves for thrills, chills and dills.

April 8th 2004- We're not that dead... the sin machine has been recording a 3 song demo with nando at og7. progression on the demo is coming along just fine. sin machine fans and love ones will be glad to know that the sin camp will being looking forward to playing a demo release show near the end of may or early june, updates on shows will be available in the tour section.

February 17th 2004- The show on saturday went great. We felt honored opening up the show for Adler's Appetite and they were fucking awesome. New photos from the January 17th show have been added.

January 21st 2004- Thanks to everyone who came out to the show on saturday to make it one of our best shows yet! Thanks to Jenny and Vanessa for dancing your little bottoms for us.

January 6th 2004-Tickets are now available through any band member. See Tour section for more info. Hope everyone can come out and make this show a rockin' good one!

January 4th 2004- Happy New year from Sin Machine! We gave up pissing on old ladies for the year of 2004. Have a good piss free year everyone at the retirement home.

December 18th 2003- New photos from our show at the Rock on November 14th in the photos section. Exciting.

December 11th 2003- New positions in Beast's Sex Corner! A lot of people's love life's have gone to shit since we haven't posted any in a while, but here they are to spice up the action in between the sheets.

December 3rd 2003- New crazy color pictures from the November 7th show have been added to the photo section.

November 17th 2003- New pics from our show at the Rock on November 7th have been added in the photo section. More from that show coming soon along with some from the show on the 14th.

November 16th 2003- We had a great time at the show on friday night. Thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to the dancers- Vanessa, Becca and Ashley. Thanks to Nico and everyone at the Rock too. It was fun being in the competition. Congrats to Dutsi Spoon.

November 8th 2003- Last night we won the second round of the Road to Somewhere Battle of the Bands. Our next show will be this friday, November 14th. We all had a really good time at the show. Much love to Istofeel, Lucky Nostalgia and Hollowed Highrise. We look forward to playing with all you guys again. We would also like to thank Nichole, Becca and Ashley for dancing it up for us!

October 27th 2003-We are getting ready for our next show on November 7th and I hope everyone is getting ready to come! New sexual positions are coming soon too! (what would this site be without em?)

September 19th 2003- Beast's Sex Corner has been updated with four more splendid positions and testimonials by the people for the people.

September 15th 2003-We now have music up on the site! Download homemade samples of Kill Me Slowly and Birth Machine today and tell your mom about them!

September 10th 2003- The photos section has been updated and now contains pictures from our June 27th show at Club North. Thanks to Brenda for snapping the shots.

September 8th 2003- We were interviewed on 96.1 KLPX last night on "Breaking and Entering" by the fabulous Chita. We had a blast and made new buddies with the band Lagoon. Thanks to those who tuned in.

September 6th 2003- We won the first round of the Road to Somewhere battle of the bands last night and we will be performing in the next round on november 7th at the Rock. We would like to thank everyone who came to the show and made up the best crazy crowd we have had so far and above all the dancers who did an excellent job and gave us boners.

August 22nd 2003- Beast's Sex Corner is now up and running in the bios section. He offers up sexual positions that not even your mother would try.